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scavenge the ...
scavenge the seafloor for nutrients lmfao ?

should ask ...
should ask sexualobster, his videos? explain everything to anyone

Kelsey couldn't get ...
Kelsey couldn't get rubber bands off of her fingers? She's f**ked.?

lol the rubber ...
lol the rubber bands ?

ah you're? f**ked ...
ah you're? f**ked sweetheart! lol

"Shed your ...
"Shed your exoskeleton to grow larger." Now go get that job,? sport!

I was? gonna say ...
I was? gonna say that. :l

Kelsey's pretty ...
Kelsey's pretty f**kin cute? I must say

I'll like to? ...
I'll like to? scavenge her seafloor for nutrients if you know what i mean

now why would you? ...
now why would you? do that? :D

0:22 I'm? in love!
0:22 I'm? in love!

Can anyone tell ...
Can anyone tell what Lobster says in 2cond advice? ?

*rape face* Ok.... ...
*rape face* Ok..... That part makes me laugh? so hard.

0:39 And that's? ...
0:39 And that's? how 5SF was made.

You should tape it?
You should tape it?

The guy? who wants ...
The guy? who wants a large penis is a spitting image of mahler

0:38 lobster - " ...
0:38 lobster - "sell your mac and? buy a pc...PROFIT"

Now why do you ...
Now why do you think that? is.

FAKE. The lobsters? ...
FAKE. The lobsters? on my plate don't move.

passthemsuk sent? me
passthemsuk sent? me

Yes, that's to ...
Yes, that's to attract Renegade Perverts.?

*streamers and ...
*streamers and confetti fall from above while cheering can be heard* CONGRATULATIONS! You just posted the most original top comment in the history of YouTube!? You win a thumbs-up!

"Ohhhh you're? ...
"Ohhhh you're? f**ked sweetheart!!" xD

Sex? sells homie, ...
Sex? sells homie, sex sells.

Has anyone noticed ...
Has anyone noticed that Kelsey is the thumbnail in most of the videos shes? in?

Scavenge? the sea ...
Scavenge? the sea floor for nutrients...OH GOD EW.

want a gif for? :22 ...
want a gif for? :22 nao.....

thats why i said? ...
thats why i said? 69...not 68

except I didn't ...
except I didn't thumbs down,? it's not bad, but not good either...